Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

Funny Diwali Jokes: Hello friends are you looking for funny jokes and messages that you can share with your friends and family then we can help you with that. We have high quality funny happy Diwali jokes messages and quotes that will make anybody laugh. Festival is to enjoy and sending funny and hilarious wishes on Diwali will bring in more fun in celebration, then sending same messages all another person will probably be sending. If you want to look at those Diwali wishes and messages then head over to these articles or keep reading this article.

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

Diwali jokes in Hindi language

इस दीवाली पर ……
आप से हाथ जोड़ के विनती है.!
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कृपया “पटा के” ना छोड़ें.!!

अब लोग तो नहीं सुधरने वाले…

पटाखे तो फोड़ेंगे ही…

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इसलिये आप, दिवाली के लिये

“पतंजलि पटाखो” का निर्माण भी कर ही दो…

दिवाली की शुभकामनाये..

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

Phooljhadi, pataakhe khoob chalaayen
Sote huon ki neend udaayen
Lakshmi ji dengi chhappar phaad kar
Isliye darwaja khula rakhkar so jaayen
Shubh Diwali!

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

Diwali chutkule in hindi font

;’;शादी क्या है’;’;  बिजली के दो तार 

सही जुड़े तो प्रकाश ही प्रकाश

गलत जुड़े तो 

धमाके ही धमाके 

आपकी दिवाली मंगलमय हो,
आपको दिवाली Advance में मुबारक हो,
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में जानता हूँ कि में बहोत जल्दी Wish कर रहा हूँ,
कितुं क्या करू ?
मेरे पास Thousand of Beauties, Hots और Smarties है
जिन्हें मुझे Wish करना है,
इसलिए पहले में
Uncles और Aunties को Wish कर रहा हूँ…

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

Makki Ki Roti,
Nimbu Ka Achar..
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Suraj Ki Kirne,
Khushyon Ki Bahar..
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Chand Ki Chandni,
Apno Ka Piyar..
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Mubarak Ho Aapko
Diwali Ka Tyohar.. 

Happy Diwali..

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

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Diwali jokes wishes are best in their own area and now they are the preference of more peoples for sending happy Diwali wishes. Whether you are searching for Diwali jokes in Hindi, English, Tamil, Marathi, Telugu, we have it all here. You will get them one by one in there respected heading. Alternatively, you can use the table of content to navigate through the post. Jokes on Diwali are funny and suitable for sending SMS through WhatsApp and Facebook.

If you are looking for happy Diwali nonveg jokes for adults then we also have them, we take care of all and so head over to the last of the content and there you will find the Diwali jokes for an adult that you can use for sending Diwali wishes through WhatsApp and personal message to dear ones.

jokes on diwali 2018 funny as hell

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Rajnikant bought all the Rockets for Diwali. 

Happy Diwali.

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper,
zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast
n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas ‘HAPPY DiWALi’

1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te

hai to pahle light dhekhai deti

hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?

2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh

 aage hai aur kaan piche

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai,

Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare

Pas Kya Hai?

Shashi- Mere Pas MAA…chis Hai.

Happy Diwali

diwali funny jokes to make you laugh

Amitabh bachchan –
Mere paas rocket hai,
Shurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?

Shashi kapoor –
Mere paas Maaaa
Maa…chis hai 

Wish You a Very Happy Diwali

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

Wish u Happy Diwali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!

Happy Diwali Frinds

Next category we have covered in this article is the Diwali safai joke and cleaning. Diwali is famous for two things, one is burning crackers and parents telling children to clean house and do safai of room, window, roof or say the whole house in general. Therefore, we bring you the latest collection of the Diwali cleaning jokes on safai 2018 for you.

So you want Jokes on crackers to ban this Diwali then we have that here, just click on the table of content the category and it will take you to the Diwali crackers ban jokes funny section directly. However, we suggest you spend more time read other funny jokes that will be worth your time.

diwali jokes in english for friend

I’m maachis & you’re pataka,
together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

With my 1 heart, 2 eyes, 7 liter blood
206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D.N.A’ s…
All wishing you a very very
Happy Deepavali 

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

Happy Diwali to All  

 

Happy Diwali Jokes in Tamil SMS for you south friend

Ungal Vaalkayil
thunbangal ellam karaindhu poga,
olimayamaana ethirkaalam pirakka,
Ninaithadhai ellam saadikka,
Indha Deepawali thirunaalil,
Magilchiyudan en iniya vaalthukkal.

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என்ன குவாலிட்டி இருக்கு சார் வரவர ஒன்னுத்தலையும் குவாலிட்டியே இல்லை

என்ன சார் ஆச்சு ஏன் சலிச்சுக்கிறீங்க?
சீகக்காய், ஷாம்பூ, சோப்பு எல்லாம் போட்டும் நைட் அடிச்ச சரக்கோட நாத்தம் போகமாட்டேங்குதே!

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அம்மா தீபாவளின்னா என்ன அம்ம?
அது தீபாவளின்னு சொன்னாலும் உண்மையில் அது தீப ஒளி அன்னிக்கு விளக்குகள் ஏற்றி ஒளிமயமா இருக்கணும் அதான் தீபாவளி!

ஓ! தீபாவளி அன்னிக்கும் கரண்ட் இருக்காதுன்னு அப்பவே இதை கண்டுபிடிச்சிருக்காங்களா?

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Diwali is celebrated usually in the month of October and November and this year it will come in October that is on 7th November and everyone one is restless to celebrate this festival.

There are many reasons behind the celebration of Diwali and all these reasons vary from religion to religion.  Nevertheless, the most popular reason that everyone knows is that on this day Lord Ram Ji returned from the 14 years of exile along with his wife and his brother. In order to celebrate their homecoming, people of Ayodhya lighted up diyas everywhere.  Since then Diwali is celebrated every year and that is why it is also known as the festival of lights. If you are looking for happy Diwali jokes.

marathi laungauge

उठा उठा दिवाळी आली 
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बाजूवाली रांगोळी काढतेय
तिला बघायची वेळ झाली !!!!!!

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सर्व मित्रांना कळविन्यात येते की
दिवाळीला एकाच काडीने 5-6 दिवे लावू नये. 
अन्यथा तुमच्या घरच्यांना खात्री होइल की
“कारटं सिगरेट प्यायला लागलं”

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Any one E&TC engineer In group………..???????
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लाईटच्या  माळा लावायच्या होत्या……….

Diwali-Practice-Funny-Meme

Utha Utha Diwali Aali……..

Bajuwali Item Rangoli Kadhatey

Tila Baghaychi Vel Zali

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Happy Diwali Jokes In telugu font and laungague

ఇరుగింటావిడ: మా ఆయనకి రోజురోజుకీ ఛాదస్తం ఎక్కువైపోతోంది.

పొరుగింటావిడ: ఎందుకని అలా అనిపిస్తోంది.

ఇరుగింటావిడ: నిన్న రాత్రంతా వెలిగిపోయిన చిచ్చుబుడ్డినే మళ్లీ మళ్లీ వెలిగిస్తూ కూర్చున్నారు.

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

తండ్రి: తారాజువ్వని పేల్చిన తరువాత ముందు వెలుతురు కనిపిస్తుంది, తరువాత శబ్దం వినిపిస్తుంది ఎందుకు?

చింటూ: ఆ మాత్రం తెలియదా నాన్నా! మన కళ్లు ముందుటాయి కాబట్టి, వెలుతురు ముందు కనిపిస్తుంది. కళ్ల వెనుక చెవులు ఉంటాయి కాబట్టి వాటికి శబ్దం చేరడానికి కొంత ఆలస్యం అవుతుంది.

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

“Diwali celebrations don’t feel like diwali of childhood anymore”

First of all, you’re not a child anymore

On Diwali eve, people offer prayers to goddess Laxmi Ji and offer sweets and flowers to her and pray for the well being and prosperity of their family. Then diyas and candles are lit up in each every corner of the house, to drive away the darkness from their lives and home. Diwali is celebrated to mark the victory of good spirit over evil one.

diwali safai jokes cleaning

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De Teacher Wo Jo Saza De Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De Aur Apna Wo Jo Diwali ki safai Karwa De!

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

jokes on diwali crackers ban

Diwali Par Patakhe Ban

Court – Ptakho Se
Pollution ho rha hai

Me – Aagr Patako Se Pollution Hota Hai
to Aag Laga Do Aise Patako Ko :p

Happy Diwali Jokes Funny Quotes, Text Messages Greetings & Wishes

On this auspicious occasion of Diwali we have brought happy Diwali joke for all of you. Send these jokes, funny quotes, text, and messages to your loved ones and make their Diwali special. You can also share these amazing messages, funny jokes or quote on facebook and that too for free and in the end, I want to wish you all a very happy and safe Diwali.

 

diwali non veg jokes for adults 18+

Ek hote hai chutiye.

Ek hote hai madarchod.

Fir aate hai raat ko 12 baje 1000 ki ladi phodne wale.

 

कुछ बच्चे सड़क पर अपने पटाखे जला रहे थे..

अभी एक पटाखे में चिंगारी लगाई ही थी की सामने से एक आंटी आती दिखी . .सब चिल्लाने लगे …

आंटी पटाखा है …

आंटी पटाखा है …

आंटी पटाखा है …आंटी मुस्कराई और बोली :

नहीं रे पगलो, अब पहले जैसी बात कहां!! 

 

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